The longer I date, the more advice I seem to get. This is especially true when it comes to trying to deciper the code that single men seem to use constantly. As much as this "help" is appreciated I have been asked to transcribe a single girl's translation into the world of dating. So here you go:
Guy: "Well, this was fun, I'm kinda tired, gonna call it a night."
Married Girl(or girl no longer single): "Oh, he was just tired from work, it shows he's a hard worker."
Translation: I am not getting laid? Oh, well, I gotta go see if I can make it to last call at another bar...
Guy: "Wow, this restaurant is fancy!"
MG: "He feels underdressed, he's just a little insecure."
T: "Hmmm, you are not quite as hot as I thought you would be, so I can't believe I am gonna spend this much dough!!"
Guy: "I am not really into going out, or the bar scene, how about just a movie at my place?
MG: "How romantic, he wants to spend quality time with you."
T: This one is tough, there are a couple of options-
--"I am cheap and don't actually want to spend money on you until I see if you are worth it."
--"I just want to sleep with you."
--"I am a super creeper and want to kill you sell your body parts.
These are just a few, but enough to give a good idea of what it's like out there. To be in a constant world of innuendos and subtext is enough to drive a sane girl crazy....
